dli nalagi ko ka relate ikaw gud kapoy basa wala pog ko kasabot ay basta episode 2 nako hehe

I just thought I'd post our(yona & me) chat here! it was funny!
*Note: If you haven't watched Shugo Chara/doki!, Kuroshitsuji or Earl and Fairy, you won't be able to relate! xD

***START***
Yona: PEACE!!! *runs away*
Ney: *catches up and grabs* u aint goin nowhere
Yona: *break through wid scissors me bringing*
Ney: *pulls back and prepares a bazooka... FIRE*
Yona: *defends with magical immortal power*
Ney: *Amu and the others suddenly appear*
Amu: X-eggs!!
Ney: HUH??!
Nagihiko: YEAH! both of you are X-Eggs!
Yona: You crazy?!
Rima: Juggling Party!
Ney: waaa!
Yona: HAHAHAHA....u can’t beat me!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!! *fire as background*
Kiseki: hmph, commoner! Don't act all High and Mighty! you're below me!!
Ney: (I think she resembles him...)
Yona: u calling me a commoner puny king?!
Kiseki: Why you??! Tadase! Kyara Nari--!
Tadase: Y-yeah...(anyway they're X-eggs)
Ney: (I'm outta here...)
Rima: You won't get away! Tightrope dancer!
Amu: Heart Rod!
Ney: gaaaahhh!! You just don't give up dont you?!
Yona: you should know your place!!! *eyes shining wid evil aura*
Platinum Royale: ugh…. *uses Holy Crown*
Yona: hahaha those weapons cant stop me!!!
Yona: u 2 look so girly wid all those frills!!! *dodges attack*
Kukai: Oh yeah! How bout Physical Force?! *kicks in the head*
Yona: you dont know how hard headed i am! *headbutts kukai out of way*
Yona: hey ney wer r u?
Kukai: owww....
Yaya: Seeee Kukai?! I told you to fail a grade! You're becoming weak! Ducky!
Yona: ducks?....oh,ok! *puts on mask so scary wid all those blood and roasted ducks and evil aura*
Ney: I'm telling you I ain't no X-egg... (but---) She's the real X egg *points at yonie*
Rima: huh?
Yona: OI
Amu: She is, is she??...
Yona: well no
Ney: gehehehe....*runs away*
Yona: you all are so stupid i don't got any X on me anywhere
Platinum Royale: yeah she's right...
Nagihiko: then....
Yona: ANd NEY...*grabs ney*.....your not going anywhere
Ney: oww... thought you 4got about me....
Yona: defend your friend *puts ney in front*
Ney: I AINT NO SHIELD!!!!! *turns around and puts yona in front*
Amu: what're u two doing anyway....
Yona: ow yeah....but i aint defending you *puts ney in front agen*
Ney: *gets away from yona's grip* I told you. Im outta here! We aint X-Eggs! *disappears out of the imaginational dream*
Yona: sheesh if thats how to get outa here y didnt she do it in d first place?
Amu and group: we dont know....
Ney: (HEY!)
Yona: ahahahaha
Ney: Yona come here! *grabs yona out*
Yona: wahhhh...w8 i aint dun hurting---
Ney: where are we??...
Yona: unto our nxt imagination T_T
***NEXT***
Ney: Hey! that butler is awesome!
Yona: hmph ive seen better
Sebastian: hmmm? do we have guests?
Ciel: I didn't order some...
Yona: yeah lyk we take orders
Finny: You must be new!
Meirin: oooohhh! New maids!
Bart: Perfect!
Ney: N-no.... we-re... ugh...
Yona: maids!
Yona: u think we are maids!?
Ney: oi, calm down...
Yona: treat us as maids y dont yah!? *charges*
Ney: *holds back yona* u cant
Yona: oh ryt
Ciel: Sebastian, run these pests out...
Ney: all ryt THATS IT
Sebastian: Want to play?... little maids? ^^
Yona: ney!
Yona: u do this im tired playing wid amu nd the oders
Ney: ei!!!
Yona: hehehe *sits*
Sebastian: *Charges super fast*
Ney: Gaaaaaaaah!!! EI!!! *dodges*
Sebastian: heh since your in first in line...lets just do this slowly
Ney: huh??!!! ehehee... EVIL!!! *tries to run away*
Yona: u aint going anywhere...im still here!!!
Ney: Dont stop me from running!!
Yona: ney u cant run....sebastians holding u T_T
Ney: .... (oh right)
Ney: *breaks free* Dont you dare lay ur 'devil' hands on me!
Ciel: !!... you know??
Yona: shut up ciel..
Ney: yeah!
Ney: Sebastian is actually a!--
Ciel: so u do know...
Yona: ney....sebastians his loyal dog and he's near u yet u said that.....courage
Ney: er.... (this is bad)..
Sebastian: So you know about the contract hmm?
Ney: uh....
Yona: yeah she knew!!!
Ney: SHE DID TOO!! *points at Yona*
Yona: u told it to me thats y!
Ney: LIER!!!
Yona: w8 ciel know exactly wut?
Ney: hey.. yeah..
Finny,Meirin&Bart: hmmm...?
Yona: not now *glares at finny,meirin, bard*
Ney:... We're outta here! (a portal appears at the back---out of the blue).... guess we'll use that...
Yona: oh well.... that was....short
Ney: do u wanna go or not..?
Yona: ryt ryt coming.....oh w8
Sebastian: Wait just a minute... you two know about it... im sure.. I cant possibly let you leave..
Yona: *ignores sbastian… writes cellphone number of kei(a real time friend) in a paper*
Yona: *gives to ciel*
Yona: call her...she likes you....
Ney: ahaha! she'll give you all the info.!
Ney: All right! we're outta here! (where next?...)
Yona: to watever this portal brings ius!
Ney: ooooooookay!! *jumps in*!
Ney:... this place looks familiar....
Yona: *looks around* really?
Ney: F-Fair--y... portals... it makes sense...
Yona: oh great....where's nico
Nico: Over here...
Ney: huh??.. where?
Yona: oh great....
Ney: we cant see a stupid cat??.. T.T booooooooring...
Yona: ney nico's a fairycat..
Nico: Yeah listen to her---! W8 how did you--!
Yona: oh...i just guessed.....
Yona: hey nico, where's lydia?
Ney: ugh... again...
???: So... where is this place..?
Ney: huh...?........................
Yona: who u?
Ney: GAAAAH!
Ciel: ...
Yona: uh-oh
Ney: H-He... Followed??!
Kei: *appears out of nowhere* huh? where is this? why am I here?! who am I? Oh yeah Im Kei!
Joanne: Hey Kei! w8 up!... where are we??!
Yona: "To ney==> hey, why are they here?"
Ney: "To Yona==> nooo idea..."
Yona: Hey Sebastian, can I talk to Ciel
Sebastian: No..
Yona: .... Why the heck do I need your permission! *pushes him away*
Yona: Hey Ciel... That's Kei, she likes you! go and talk to her!
Ciel: I already have a fiancee..
Yona: oh come on....
Sebastian: Oh it would be splendid young master. You should talk to other girls while you're still young.
Ciel: Sebastian!
Yona: Ciel you're still 12 right?
Ney: To tell you the truth... he's actually 14...(not part of the original story)
Kei: Hey! what're you talking about!
Yona: Oh no Kei.. We're not talking about---
Ciel: Yeah we're talking about you..
Yona & Ney: HEY!
Yona: Hey don't listen to him!
Ney: Which will it be, your best friends or a person you just met?!
Kei: Him... cause he's cute! =3
Yona: CUTE! You call this one-eyed patched person cute?!
Ney: Yeah! He even got a demonic butler by his side!
Sebastian: SO YOU DO KNOW!..
Ney: ugh.... I dont know anything! you're a demonic butler? ahaha what a coincidence...I was referring to Yona! not you...
Yona: Oh Im not demonic! and especially NOT a butler! I'm just immortal like a vampire...
Sebastian: Hey, where's Ciel?
Yona: Hey, where's kei?
Joanne: They're over there... having a date..

Everyone: To be continued..